'I returned the favor': Worst neighbor ever steals dude's stuff, dude tricks the police give him the theif's stuff too

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    Motor vehicle - "[My] scumbag neighbor broke into my vehicle and stole my stuff... so I returned the favor."
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    Font - Posted by u/BigTex380 7 hours ago 22 Scumbag neighbor broke into my vehicle and stole my stuff so I returned the favor. I rented a duplex in my early twenties. My neighbor was a wannabe gangster type and made the mistake of breaking into my vehicle one night. I had a small suv with a removable soft top so the neighbor figured it would be easy pickings to just peel back the top and help himself to my stereo, amplifier, cd's and some other misc stuff. I discovered the break in early in the
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    Font - certain who the culprit was. We were not in a heavily populated area and my neighbor was well known for thievery. I waited around for him to leave his place and when the opportunity arose I went around the back of the house and looked through the bedroom window to find that sure enough my stuff was sitting right on the floor in there. I instinctively tried the window and as luck would have it the sash went right up. Bingo! I hopped through
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    Font - and quickly surveyed the items laying around. It occurred to me that I could get some excellent revenge here if I played it right. So rather than just recoup my stuff and wind up in a fight over it, I borrowed a marker and proceeded to write my name on all my stuff and also a few choice items of his just for good measure. I then climbed back out the window and waited..... When he finally came back I
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    Font - called for some police presence and explained to them how my vehicle got robbed and I knew it was the neighbor due to seeing through the window. We knock on his door and I can still remember the look on his face seeing me and the cop standing there. He was not even close to ready for the encounter and almost certainly had drugs on him so he was very cooperative given the circumstances. I politely explained that I know he broke into my vehicle and I
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    Font - needed him to return my stuff immediately or I will have to press charges. He went and retrieved my things and I pointed out my name written on them to the officer. I asked about my other stuff while he looked back puzzled and dumbfounded. I rattled off the other couple of "choice items" of his that I also put my name on earlier. The look on his face while he handed over his stuff to me while the cop was standing there was priceless.
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    Font - -threems- 7 hr. ago They might as well close this sub, you win. 1.2k Dragongala 6 hr. ago Yep 123 Reply Share ●●● 116 Reply Share ●●● dhbroo12 3 hr. ago Perfect. He can't accuse you of stealing since you didn't actually take anything, even his items. He probably wondered how his items had your name on them, though. Say he was most likely high at the time and so doesn't remember. Reply Share ●●●
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    Font - AHOT anonymoose423567 7 hr. ago GOAT level 1.3k Reply Share CoderJoe1 +4.6 hr. ago Uno reverse card, played perfectly. 433 ●●● Reply Share ●●●
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    Font - Meow821 7 hr. ago If this is real you are a brilliant and brave man 4 284 Reply Share
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    Font - mysticalfruit 5 hr. ago Me: Sir, that PS2 is also mine.. Cop: it was also installed in the car? Me: Yes, sir, you know what traffic is like around here.. I can easily do two levels of crash bandicoot.. Cop: Good point. I'm going to talk to the chief, that would work details way better! 450 Reply Share
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    Font - PoMoPopulist+1-7 hr. ago This is a good one. Did he learn is lesson or is there more to the story? Reply Share 70 BigTex380 OP. 6 hr. ago He actually wound up in jail for something else not too long after this so that's all there was to it. 141 Reply Share

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